meatdick 

a meatdick is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.

Brad: "Oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro"

josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."

meatdick by Dr. Jim Halpert the third January 18, 2008

meatlick

Used as an adjective, noun, and an insult, meatlick is a versatile composite word, directly implicating the insulted party has, will, or is highly likely to consentually be involved in the licking, sucking or oral fondling of erect male genitalia.

An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.

"Get fucked you fucken meatlick..."

"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."

"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"

"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."

meatlick by K9GUY June 2, 2009

Meatsickle 

A reference to an erect suckable penis. Like a popsicle!

If you're hungry Nina, I gots a huge Meatsickle for ya baby! GET TO SUCKIN !!!!!!!

Meatsickle by Dirty Nina August 26, 2010

meat dick 

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

meat dick by eluminaught January 4, 2011

meatsickle 

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.

Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.

meatsickle by Kobe December 9, 2003

Slick Meatsickle 

When you ejaculate inside a girl, pull it out and let her lick the aftermath off your dong like a popsicle.

Have you ever falling asleep during a slick meatsickle?

Slick Meatsickle by Mike elliott March 31, 2009