by sengooo June 10, 2008
by Do It Switch June 4, 2009
A synonym for cell phone.
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
by stogeson September 16, 2009
a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
by jony redcorn January 19, 2009
When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
by UrbanTMD January 5, 2016
When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 11, 2017