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Time machine dick 

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
Time machine dick by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016

Dick Hopping Machine 

What's that kid doing at the skatepark riding a dick hopping machine?

washing machine dick 

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

Dick pic machine 

A synonym for cell phone.
Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie
Dick pic machine by Aitaix March 11, 2021

dick punching machine 

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009

machine dick 

a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
machine dick by jony redcorn January 19, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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