dick limper 

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

dick limper by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

dick limpet 

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

dick limpet by Numnutz October 1, 2014

Dick Lipper 

It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.

They should have Clair’s name right by the definition Dick lipper

Dick Lipper by Bee and Fox April 20, 2023

limber dick 

a guy who is always hard, but never gets any action!

That guy was such a "limber dick" at that party last week.

limber dick by Angelica & Brooke March 2, 2009