dick knock 

A dork that is unaware that his/she is one. Usually innocent dorks that think they're cool, they can often be found bowling, dancing with classic "white guy" moves, and listening to bands like Rush, Styx, and Boston.

Look at that dick knock dancing to "Mr Roboto."

dick knock by T,J. October 20, 2005

knock his dick in the dirt 

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.

Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!

knock his dick in the dirt by Abh3 September 25, 2017

knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

knock my dick in the dirt by Scotty1962 May 29, 2017

knock their dick in the dirt 

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

knock their dick in the dirt by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Dick Knockout 

To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.

- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !

Dick Knockout by TheRealButcher July 6, 2015

Dick-knocker 

1. A complete moron.

2. One who frustrates others, male or female

You smashed my car you dick knocker

Dick-knocker by Benjamin Llama August 14, 2005

dick knickers 

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

dick knickers by kirkybaby April 2, 2010