QP

Quarter Pound of weed.

Johnny the highschool dropout went back to his old school to sell QP's.

by roper March 27, 2003

QP

Shorthand for a quarter-pound of marijuana.
A bulk purchase quantity for a heavy smoker or
a smoker/supplier of close friends; but not a dope dealer.

(SEE: discussion of lb)

"My last QP lasted me two months."
"My last QP lasted us two weeks."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 21, 2006

QP

Qualified Player

QP refers to a player who is a true master of his/her game.

It is the most prestigious qualification a player can be awarded.

A QP can be hard to detect. One common sign is heavy use of the phrase 'ya know'.

by The Original QP December 30, 2012

QP

1. Quarter Pound of weed.
2. Quarter Pounder burger from McDonald's.

1. "Can I get a Q?"
"A Q? Fuck that, the minimum I do is QP's."
2. "Man, I just smoked a QP (joke), let's go get some QP's from McDonald's."

by Diego July 26, 2003

QP

Quadruple Penetration.

The state of having four (4) phallic objects in a given bodily orifice.

The King Size Twix Bar is like QP for your face hole!

by Queue Penn December 12, 2007

QP

A Cleveland rapper

I was in Cleveland yesterday and saw QP perform live.

by element9 March 02, 2009

QP

Quadruple penetration.

by Fuckyouyoufuckinfuck October 31, 2003