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Dick Holder 

A man of very douche-esque nature. This man will never leave you alone. Everyone you hang out with loves him, but he's only himself around you. He's very aware that he is a total asshole, but is intensely aroused by anger.
J.D. - Have you met Tylor?
Kyle - yes i've met him. He plays soccer. He's a real Dick Holder.
Dick Holder by Johnny Wanna Bone November 15, 2011

Facial Dick Holder 

One that holds or slaps a dick on there face.... during sex with a female or male... the one slapping it onto the others face is the Facial Dick Holder.
Damn man that girl was a facial dick holder last night...
Facial Dick Holder by Stickyz February 17, 2009

Facial Dick Holder 

One who holds a dick with his face
Facial Dick Holder by NogNig March 12, 2009

Dickholery 

The act of being a person who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.
About 1 in 10 people is out of work thanks in large part to government and Wall Street dickholery.
Dickholery by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

Dickholder 

A derogatory term used to describe homosexual males who as the name suggests, enjoy holding dick.
*Roy walks down to the dock*

Roy: What’s up, Dickholders?
Youcef & Singh: Heya Roy!

dickholder  

a woman or a gay man

also known as a cup holder
"Man that dickholder was some hot stuff"
"Yeah, too bad she's holding someone else's dick right now"


"What the fuck, there aren't any dickholders in the audience."
"Yeah it's a total sausage-fest."
dickholder by Steven Silverberg January 26, 2009