Dick-height

1. When an object, usually furniture is located at the perfect altitude, so that the male sexual partner can simply stand in front of the object and still maintain coitus. Doggystyle on any object can usually provide sufficient dick-height if the two sexual partners are close in height.

2. The location at which the penis starts on one's body
HIGH Dick-height: Dick is closer to sternum than knees.
LOW Dick-height Dick is closer to knees than sternum.

Ex. 1
Craig: Nigga erthang in ha house was Dick-height, we fucked on the counters, tables and her bed and I was standing up the entire time nigga.
Dayvon: Damn nigga, nothing in mah bitch house is dick-height, I usually have to niggacrouch or grab the old stool nigga.
Craig: Dayvon nigga, don't you know everything is dick height with doggystyle.
Dayvon: I know nigga, but my girlfriend is too short nigga, I still have to niggacrouch to hit that shit
Craig: Damn that sucks mah nigga

Ex 2
Dayvon: aye nigga I hate that I have high dick height, I can't do sit ups, without slapping myself in the face with mah dick
Craig: Dayum mah nigga I have low dick height, my shit be scraping the carpet everytime I look under the couch for change.

by That nigga nigga nigga nigga September 16, 2013

Dick Height

The standard of measurement used for short people in relation to people above 6ft tall.

Hey, how tall was the chick you met on tinder last night? Bruh, she was right at dick height she can stand & give me head.

by Dr. Umar Of The South August 29, 2018

Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.

1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"

by JSammz December 15, 2009

dickweight

Someone who is a complete and utter liability and is someone who spends way too much time doing things that get proven useless almost immediately.

ProZD - when your party member dies permanently (YouTube)

Lysanderoth - "King Dragon sends his regards."

shoots Archibald, sad music starts playing

Dennis - "Archibald, no!"

cut to Archibald dying

Dennis - "You can't die!"

Archibald - "It's ok, Dennis, it'll be ok."

Dennis (crying) - "I put my best equipment on you!"

sad music stops, cuts to Archibald

Archibald - "What?"

sad music resumes,

Dennis (still crying) - "I got you one thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!"

Archibald - "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Dennis (STILL CRYING) - "I level-grinded you for hours!"

Archibald - "You are a dickweight."

by arihdyasn February 1, 2021