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dick-hard 

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.
That car is dick-hard.
dick-hard by Al January 17, 2003

Dick hard mad 

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard
I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

Dick Hard Cow Boys 

A notorious warzone cowboy clan that take no prisoners and fucks every cowboy butt in sight. Typically you can find them in farmland looking for fresh guile butt or hanging out with their cocks out on top of hospital. Be warned, these dick hards will drop your pants and fuck your butt so fast your head spins
Let’s drop hospital. Fuck, wait nooo!! The Dick Hard Cow Boys are already there!!
Dick Hard Cow Boys by Cowboyfuckboy January 17, 2021

Dick Hard Body 

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.
Dick Hard Body by It chinese March 4, 2009

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated
"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

ma dick hard meet me somewhere 

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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