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Dick Gazing

Spending time on one's iPhone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. Dick gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iPhone, often out of jealousy. Sometimes abbreviated as "gazin."
"Can you idiots quit dick gazing and hand me another beer?"
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."
Dick Gazing by Artstaw April 4, 2010
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dick gazing

Describing when a person is intensely searching for sexual hijinks with someone of the male persuasion; on the prowl
"It's not like i'm dick gazing or anything... i just wanna have fun!"
dick gazing by halee April 20, 2004

Dick to dick glazing 

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

dick to dick glazing 

When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone
Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”

Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke

Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn

Dickgating 

When a person cockblocks another person specifically by gatekeeping the other persons dick.
Amelia wanted to fuck John last night but his ex Kayla was totally dickgating.
Dickgating by usecodedrlupo October 16, 2019