dick fish

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.

Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH

by TimHdaman August 28, 2009

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 12, 2006

Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

Dick Fishing

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.

Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.

by flox November 14, 2009

dick fishing

An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.

Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.

by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003