dick feel 

when something really sucks or is just bad

Hey Kyle did Mrs bowman give us alot of homework. Ya. Wow what a dick feel.

dick feel by um not zack August 30, 2009

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick 

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

my dick feels like corn 

It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

my dick feels like corn by MAD14 January 4, 2015

dick feelers 

also known as fingers, usually said to someone when they touch you and you do not wish them to.

Hey asshole, get your dick feelers off of me!

dick feelers by Andrew Kanzig May 19, 2007

Dick Feelings 

A woman's sexual attraction to a man, with no other feelings towards him.She is strictly desiring sex from this man.

"Oh my gosh girl look at that guy he is sexy!! I definitely have dick feelings for him"

Dick Feelings by apbens24 September 29, 2013

dick feelers 

also known as fingers, usually said to those who touch you when you do not wish them to. Usually said from one male to another in a derogatory manner.

Dude, get your dick feelers off of me!

dick feelers by Andrew Kanzig May 19, 2007

feeling-less dick 

A guy with no feelings (i.e. asshole, mean, jerk, heartless).

A dick with no feeling.

My boyfriend is such a feeling-less dick. I mean it's like he has no care in the world about anything.

feeling-less dick by Dr. Gbaby May 7, 2012