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dick feel 

when something really sucks or is just bad
Hey Kyle did Mrs bowman give us alot of homework. Ya. Wow what a dick feel.
dick feel by um not zack August 30, 2009
Instead of female breastfeeding, this is male version of breastfeeding, called dickfeed
"OH sorry, wait a moment, i gotta dickfeed my infant"
Dickfeed by Aeroliner February 14, 2019
Just like breastfeeding but replace the breasts with your dick and an infant with a hot chick.
Hipster 1: Yo man that chick from last night was sooo hot, did you dickfeed her?
Hipster 2: No man, the date rape was wearing off and I had to get out of there.
dickfeed by Hipster Doofus. October 3, 2008

dickfeeder

one who feeds on the cum from the penis of the father rather than the milk from the breasts of the mother
ah! you dickfeeder.
dickfeeder by GuitarDude949 August 17, 2008

Dickheel 

A cocky selfish self-righteous and dumb asshole that thinks he's above all others and his shit don't stink. Give a dick heel

A small amount of power they will abuse all the whilst displaying the tendencies of a stupid asshole. Dickheels are closely related to dickshoes and shitheels.
Teacher: pick up that rubbish ya little shit!

Student: do it yourself dickheel!

Worker: my boss is giving me a pay cut because I farted!

Wife: what a dickheel
Dickheel by General ellesse October 19, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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