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Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks
Dick fairy by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025

fairy dick 

1. a guy who has some definite feminine or homosexual qualities
2. a guy with a small penis (see pixie penis)
Andrew: That's fabulous!
Kenny: STFU you fairy dick!
fairy dick by krbroyl January 16, 2006

Dick Faires

A Enchanted Male that impersonates himself as someone your dating or married to and sends naked photos/videos to someone with out them knowing.... to get the person in trouble
Woman Says: Who sent that photo of your dick??
Man Says: I dnt know baby it wasnt me!!!
Woman Says: I Guess it was the dick faires sending all those pictures??
Man Says: Yea Baby it wasnt me!!!
Dick Faires by ShaNeeko October 4, 2011

Dickfair 

A gathering of all men with no women.
Dude, why weren't there women invited? This is such a dickfair.

Dickfair is an event or gathering of men, like a fair or carnival.
Dickfair by Smurphy84 October 4, 2010

Dickfairy 

Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.
Kampbell Walker is a Dickfairy!
What a Dickfairy!
Dickfairy!
Dickfairy by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009

Urban Dickfairy 

Someone who uses the "Urban Dictionary Word of the Day" every single day. In most situations the word is misused because the person is in such a rush to say it.
Lila: I can't stand days like today. It's like I'm on the strugglebus.

Brittney: Quit being an urban dickfairy. You steal the word of the day on a daily basis.
Urban Dickfairy by Zgregabro July 27, 2015
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square grouper

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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