dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.

bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig

by Mangina Man April 16, 2008