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Dick chunk towel 

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.
"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"
Dick chunk towel by Kizzygal March 9, 2013

Dick chunking 

To wrap rubber bands around your penis into sections and start to play it as a musical instrument.
The one man band exhibits vocals, kazoo, and dick chunking
Dick chunking by Scott stott May 26, 2018

chunky dick snot 

A humorous slang term for "semen."
Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?
chunky dick snot by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

Chink dick 

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.
Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!
Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

Chunky dick 

A chunky dick is a fat penis that is quite small it looks a worm if you squish it, usually a bitch boy named Humphrey has a chunky dick and loves to slap it on the faces of men named Todd
Hi Todd do you want to feel my chunky dick
Chunky dick by YBN JAY KAY September 25, 2018