dicht 

An old Scots word meaning to wipe; as in, clean.
mop,wipe,clean,freshen-up,wash.

"It's high time you gave that floor a dicht!"
"Go and gie yer face a dicht!"

dicht by Inja November 24, 2007

Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.

"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper

DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

dicktegrity 

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.

"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."

dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

Ich Liebe Dich 

It means 'I Love You' in German.

When you say Ich liebe dich to someone...it means you love them.

Ich Liebe Dich by anonymous January 7, 2005

dichlorodifluoromethane 

dichlorodifluoromethane known as r12 or freon 12 was used in household refrigeration air conditioning car air conditioning commercial refrigeration and air conditioning before it was phased out in the 1990s due to concerns of ozone layer destruction and replaced by tetrafluoroethane know as r134a and other ozone safe refrigerants

dude my car air conditioner has dichlorodifluoromethane r12 in it and it cools really well should i upgrade to r134a
no man your car air conditioner was designed for dichlorodifluoromethane your system is not leaking theres no need to upgrade from r12 to r134a r12 is superior to r134a with the best cooling you can get stay with r12 you will be a lot happier

dude i never thought of it that way wow

dichlorodifluoromethane by littlejimmie March 4, 2019

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010