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dicaprihoe 

Someone who is obsessed with Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. Don't mess with these bitches, coz they will Fuck. You. Up. You. They come in all ages. You should never mention that he is old enough to be their dad, or that he has never won an Oscar.
Person:"Leonardo DiCaprio don't deserve no Oscar"
Dicaprihoe:"prepare to die, mother fucker!"
Boy:"why do girls like Titanic so much?"
Dicaprihoe"Leo, duh"
dicaprihoe by Goldee_Lox August 25, 2016
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Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.
James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!
Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.
if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.
DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
dickpic Instagram instadick social media
dm direct message genitalia dick
dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018