Diabete
"I was diagnosed with a Diabete yesterday. Thank god it was only one, they're stronger in numbers..."
Diabete by GreentheNinja January 11, 2022
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diabete
diabete by uttam maharjan July 19, 2012
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Diabete your Meat
Diabete your Meat by Henry Jenkins III August 22, 2011
Diabete sludge
John: I'm about to die gemmie sugar
Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge
John: fuck you
Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge
John: fuck you
Diabete sludge by Fuckerindapussy4 November 11, 2018
Diet-inspired diabetes
When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016
Crusty Diabetic
An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
Type 1 Diabetes
When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?
Type 1 Diabetes by MadiMay August 23, 2011
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