desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

by ironblueintention April 6, 2006

desperbate

The act of masturbating in a desperate manner.

I was going on hour 3 at the sperm back with no success. I began to desperbate.

by OU Gumper January 15, 2014