dewesse
boy1: damn this girl was over last night and got with me my siblings and a couple friends
boy2: damn she must have been a dewesse
boy2: damn she must have been a dewesse
dewesse by Tucker the Great December 23, 2006
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DeWeese'd
To be one-up'd. Often used to describe a verbal, nonchallant, "one-up"ing of someone when telling an impressive story and therefore stealing their thunder.
Guy talking to his friends: "I fought two guys at once yesterday and won!"
Another Guy: "Man, that's cool. Kinda like when I fought that grizzly bear with my bare hands. And won."
Guy talking to his friends: ....
A Third Guy: YOU JUST GOT DEWEESE'D!
Another Guy: "Man, that's cool. Kinda like when I fought that grizzly bear with my bare hands. And won."
Guy talking to his friends: ....
A Third Guy: YOU JUST GOT DEWEESE'D!
DeWeese'd by thestrider777 March 8, 2011
VOUGE DÉESSE
A woman/girl who wears minimal makeup (a like to a Glossier model) and has a signature feature on their face (doe eyes, full pouty lips, beauty mark). They have clear skin and always looks dewy or glowing. Naturally beautiful.
Blocks everyone.
Their a player, so playing them would just be playing yourself. Outspoken
Upper-middle class chic soul child with Whitley from "A Different World" style. Great makeup skills and knows how to dress without trying.
HAS AN EXTENSIVE SKINCARE ROUTINE
You don't know a lot about their personal life. You know they'd beat someone's ass easily.
Rocks a turtle neck.
Only messes with Dior, Chanel, Mario Badescu. Not super rich but not super poor. SHADY AF.
Woke and extremely intelligent in a sophisticated way. Typically has a full or neat hourglass body, with either Afro, curly hair, light-blonde hair, or straight brown/black.
East coast is where you'll find them over the summer at or going to college in that area.
Listens to alternative R&B, alternative rap, oldies, and other mature music genres. Their extremely mature, and are majority of the time single due to their intimidating stature. Rude and strong as hell in the most bourgeois way (like Naomi Campbell and Beyoncé way).
Doesn't become friends with many people and makes sure you know that they don't like you or think highly of you. Doesn't have any best friend but has a small group of besties. Most likely to be the next prominent female figure in society. Has an aesthetic.
Blocks everyone.
Their a player, so playing them would just be playing yourself. Outspoken
Upper-middle class chic soul child with Whitley from "A Different World" style. Great makeup skills and knows how to dress without trying.
HAS AN EXTENSIVE SKINCARE ROUTINE
You don't know a lot about their personal life. You know they'd beat someone's ass easily.
Rocks a turtle neck.
Only messes with Dior, Chanel, Mario Badescu. Not super rich but not super poor. SHADY AF.
Woke and extremely intelligent in a sophisticated way. Typically has a full or neat hourglass body, with either Afro, curly hair, light-blonde hair, or straight brown/black.
East coast is where you'll find them over the summer at or going to college in that area.
Listens to alternative R&B, alternative rap, oldies, and other mature music genres. Their extremely mature, and are majority of the time single due to their intimidating stature. Rude and strong as hell in the most bourgeois way (like Naomi Campbell and Beyoncé way).
Doesn't become friends with many people and makes sure you know that they don't like you or think highly of you. Doesn't have any best friend but has a small group of besties. Most likely to be the next prominent female figure in society. Has an aesthetic.
Billy - Everytime I watch the "Get Ready with Me" videos from Glossier all the women on there look alike!
Joel - They do! Their all vouge déesses! Perfect skin and chic features on their face. If only...
Joel - They do! Their all vouge déesses! Perfect skin and chic features on their face. If only...
VOUGE DÉESSE by • expensive bottled water • August 14, 2017
deressed
To be shit at at spelling on facebook and then get fucked for the next 3 days about being 'depressed'.
Michael is really deressed....misses hannah so much and regrets his actions towards her so much....but feels a bit better from ali's 'BIG HUG' :D.
deressed by 'Depressed.' December 15, 2008
deweese
depwessed
depwessed by VagxeSucker69420 March 15, 2021
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