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dew the dew by LOLcatqe July 26, 2016

shake the dew off my lily 

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!

I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.

shake the dew off my lily by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

shake the dew off the lily 

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

shake the dew off the lily by Roxannaroxanna November 26, 2013

shake the dew off my lily 

To urinate, to piss.

Whew, I gotta go shake the dew off my lily.

shake the dew off my lily by OfficerBH169 August 16, 2006

Shake the dew off the lilypad 

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.

We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!

Shake the dew off the lilypad by Peytoo July 27, 2012

doing the dew 

(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.

Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"

Past tense: Did the dew

Future tense: Do the dew

With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.

doing the dew by Jerrodimus Prime December 15, 2004

do the dew 

Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).

Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.

do the dew by yaolinglingjiu March 13, 2009