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dew the dew by LOLcatqe July 26, 2016
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shake the dew off my lily
The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.
shake the dew off my lily by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013
shake the dew off the lily
When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.
shake the dew off the lily by Roxannaroxanna November 26, 2013
shake the dew off my lily
shake the dew off my lily by OfficerBH169 August 16, 2006
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Shake the dew off the lilypad by Peytoo July 27, 2012
doing the dew
(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.
Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"
Past tense: Did the dew
Future tense: Do the dew
Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"
Past tense: Did the dew
Future tense: Do the dew
With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.
doing the dew by Jerrodimus Prime December 15, 2004
do the dew
Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).
Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.
do the dew by yaolinglingjiu March 13, 2009
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