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deton

Is a cool dude who gets the ladies because of his older brother.
Deton got 5 girls because of his brother
by weird 2345 May 17, 2018
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deton-hate

When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.
Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"
by Haloed Griot May 4, 2005
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Deconstituted

To have reduced something substantially, to the point where said thing is no longer sufficiently complete to be considered to be that thing, prior to an action's being performed to reconstitute it.

Note: Reconstitution may require a single simple step (such as adding boiling water), or a complex plurality of steps, but the potential for returning said thing to its original form must have been intended for deconstitution to have taken place. If reconstitution was not intended, then the thing was merely destroyed/consumed/ruined etc.
Example 1:

Son: "Do we have any Thai green curry left?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the cupboard. It's deconstituted, though, so you'll need to add two cans of coconut milk, some basil, and toss in some chicken meat, and then cook it on medium-high for about 10 minutes."

Son: "So that's a "no", then."

Example 2:

Lawyer: "I got those files you sent me in my email, but I can't do anything with them. I sent them to my IT people, and they couldn't even identify what they were supposed to be? They must have become corrupted in transfer."

Client: "No, no - they were deconstituted, on purpose, for security reasons. I don't trust public key crypto, and these documents contain critical stuff which is for your eyes & ears only. Now that I have you on the phone, I'll give you the link and password for where you can get the reconstitution tools and the holdback portion, so you can decode them."

Lawyer: "Cool! Give'em to me... Wait, did you say "eyes and ears"?

Client: "Yeah, there's two textual documents, four image files, and a 5 minute video of me explaining how the process works, for your patent guys. Anyway, point your browser to ....., and login as your last name, with the password 'bananahammock'"
by Johnny Soporno February 7, 2010
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Debonerification

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.
I saw Dana and got a debonerification
by jeujeu September 11, 2009
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Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!
by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010
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Domepiece Detonation

When you take any alcoholic carbonated beverage and shake it to build pressure, smash it off your forehead and continue to drink it shotgun style
Me: Bro did you see what Fisher did last night? We was so drunk he did 3 domepiece detonations
by Qweeeem February 8, 2018
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Deiondre

A person who is down to earth. A person who you can look in the eye and pour your heart out and he will be there for you. Deiondre puts your needs before his own and has trouble expressing his emotions at times.Deiondre also looks for emotional connections when he is interested into someone. Deiondre is usually a person who's knows when to be a comic and knows when to be intimate and when you cross to that intimate side of him you will never want to leave.
Deiondre, is so handsome and sweet
by Addie Yudasz June 16, 2017
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