destructoid

An entity or living creature that is so ultimately evil and cataclysmic that even god himself would probably shit his crap and die if he ever came across one.
No living person actually knows what a destructoid is as they are impossible to define exactly, also you and everything around you would be instantly obliterated by the sheer monstrousness of the destructoid before you realized it was there.
Only one thing can terminate a destructoid which is a destructoid-OF DOOM, scientifically thought to be responsible for the big bang, Hiroshima, Kerri woman and all of the major disaster to ever happen in the world

Starsky: "Hey man, what would you do if you saw a destructoid enter the room right now?"

Hutch: "I would probably spontaneously implode into a coroded peice of flaming crap in hell"

Starsky: "I wish i was a destructoid"

by cronedogmillionare November 1, 2009

destructoid

A videogame blog that allows you to read hardcore info on games. you can create your own blogs as well.

"Hey I looked on destructoid.com and i saw this game. then i went to my profile and blogged about it myself with the lead editor. cool."

by james brown the second January 6, 2009

Destructoid

Mindless gaming fanboy fucktards

When defending his choice of gaming console the young Wii owner asked, "What? Are you a destructoid?"

by Destructoid October 6, 2008

Mr. Destructoid

Literally just a fucking Twitch emote of a fucking robot with red eyes. Shouldn't merit a ban, but it tends to anger Indian Twitch chat Moderators.

Man 1: Nice frag! *Insert Mr. Destructoid Twitch Emote*
Indian Twitch Moderator: Me block you from Twitch chat now
Man 1:

by DatAfroGuy June 9, 2021

Team Destruction

When a group of individuals collectively dook in a dedicated toilet and not flush after each other.

There was a team destruction in the east lobby bathroom after school.

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 12, 2021

self destructive

A person or organization that does things or operates in such a manner that is not in their best interest. This can be caused by a mental deficiency or some other psychological disorder. The sad reality is that this condition not only harms the individual or organization, but also everyone associated with that person or organization.

Urban Dictionary has been operating in a self destructive mode for many years by not instituting a plan for allowing its volunteer editors to vote to remove homophobic, racist and misogynist definitions that have been "already suggested for removal" but were kept because of the immaturity or mental deficiency of some of its editors. These horrific definitions are then allowed to remain on the UD web page for eternity with no way of removing them.

by PY Love and Peace December 5, 2012

symphony of destruction

kick ass song by megadeth.

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

by darthredneck September 16, 2008