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destinkify

To cleanse one's body of order. IE Showering.
"You smell, you should go destinkify."
destinkify by Sneakergeek March 9, 2007
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destinky 

A bad destiny. Your future gone terribly wrong.
Sheila prized money, but she married Orville, a poor and humble tailor with bad breath. A destinky was ensured.
destinky by free bacon January 31, 2006

destickify 

To take something sticky, such as tape, and press it on your clothes so it is not as sticky.
Destickify your tape, so it won't ruin the emoltion on your photo paper!
destickify by FLahart February 22, 2017

Deskankify 

To take a girl that dresses like a skank and rudely fix the way they are dresses.
Ex. If i girl is walking arond with her shirt pulled up, you go pull it down for her.
Look at that chick with her shirt pulled up to her boobs, she needs a deskankify
Deskankify by Tm808 November 11, 2011

destinkifier

a machine that removes odours
quick, turn on the destinkifier, granpa just crapped his pants.
destinkifier by i-ball January 16, 2009

Destinktify 

To bathe, shower or otherwise remove the stank and/or funk from your body.
I do believe it's time to destinktify myself.
Whew! You must have worked extra hard at work today, would you please go destinktify yourself?!
Destinktify by CydInSLC January 21, 2011

Deskankify 

The process of removing skank (s) from objects that were formerly desirable. IE, skanks on hoods of classic cars.
Dude, that Chevelle would be kickass if someone would deskankify it.
Deskankify by BLFB April 3, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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