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granpa by AANickFan June 26, 2016

Granpa Seth 

A word with as many meanings as you can come up with.

A character from the movie "Troll 2"
You totally Granpa Sethed it.
That was definitely a Grandpa Seth
Granpa Seth by wulffman04 May 27, 2008

granpa dons

A man who vapes with a grenade vape and hucks his clouds like a chimney
Damn that guy is such a granpa dons
granpa dons by QWINDAL January 19, 2017

dang it granpa 

a game where people kill each other and everyone simps for everyone that dies and....

what else do i put in here?
...
...
NO THAT WRONG
IM SO HUNGYYYYYYYYYY
HUNGY
HUNGY
HUNGY
people like to simp for the crazy ones
wow they simp for Junko from dang it granpa!
you watch dang it granpa?ew
dang it granpa by anonymous September 14, 2020

Ur granpa rarted 

the only worse insult than "Ur granny tranny" , "Ur dad lesbian" and "Ur mom gay"

Warps reality of space and time
john: i bet you won't say it pussy
carl: ur granpa rarted
john: was never born as a result
Ur granpa rarted by GaryKing March 12, 2018

Grizzly Granpa 

A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!

Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!

Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?

Ben: You sure are!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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