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Destination fucked 

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.
This is the longest journey to destination fucked.
Destination fucked by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018
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Destination Fucked 

A self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts which usually starts with you being on a top of a roof shouting at your neighbors. At this point you know it's too late to go back, but luckily you are a person of many talents. You chug a beer and smash it against your face repeatedly, showing no pain, then display your skateboarding ability, right before falling into a slumber to show disrespect to your neighbors once again. One person will give you the middle finger, your belongings will be set on fire, and your pet pig will switch sides and join your neighbors. You may never wake up...You've reached Destination Fucked
Poor decisions often lead to Destination Fucked
Destination Fucked by Rain Juice November 29, 2018

Destiny 2 Gambit

D2 gambit is a combination of PVE and PVP gamemodes in D2, in which players kill ads to bank motes. Certain increments of motes summon blockers on the other side, which prevent the opposing team from baking motes. A total of 100 banked motes summons the Primeval. The first team to kill their Primeval wins the game. Other players can invade, which they can kill the opposing team's players to prevent them from banking motes or to give health back to the Primeval during that stage
New Light: damm Destiny 2 Gambits so fun
100 day gilded Dredgen: *uses xenophage and tapian F-4 to dunk on noobs
Destiny 2 Gambit by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

spear of destiny 

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.
Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.

Destination Fucked 

There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.
Destination Fucked by Povatron November 29, 2018

Destination: Fucked

A woman on the roof, drinking beer and hitting herself, trying to be Tony Hawks and just laying there. A kid pulls the finger, and to the right there is some fire, and finally, a Fat Pig!

Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.
well, looks like they're going to Destination: Fucked!
Destination: Fucked by S.Worthwords November 29, 2018
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