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a shorter slang term for dessert eagle
what kind of gun is that, its a desse
desse by babyjesus15 November 25, 2009
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Dessert shame 

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.
The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.
Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Descendophobia 

Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.
I do wonder if Donald Trump suffers from bathmophobia or descendophobia.
Descendophobia by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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