despos 

plural: see despo

people who are desperate, who hang around waiting for something to happen.

'Rule #3: no despos in the chatroom' (source: SlSk PTP BB PornROOM)

despos by dave cole April 12, 2005

Despoulla 

The most beautiful, amazing, kind hearted goddess in Greek mythology.

wow Despoulla is such an amazing goddess.

Despoulla by qjdosmikkkk October 15, 2014

Disposable Music 

noun - Disposable Music is music that is considered "hot" for a few weeks and then forgot about a year later. This music is commonly heard on the radio and is a top-seller on iTunes for a short period of time.

Chris: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It's an instant hit!

Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.

Disposable Music by Big Been April 19, 2010

Despoina 

Despoina. A beautiful, smart and amazing girl! She loves her friends and would do anything for them! She is open-minded and positive. If you find a friend Despoina, never leave her!

Are you coming to Despoina's party tonight?

Despoina by flower7 June 1, 2020

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

putting a deposit down on some fine china by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

depositing cum 

The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.

News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.

depositing cum by PhillipD33zNutZ August 28, 2018

Despondex 

Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.

Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.

Despondex by ericri September 10, 2009