May 16 Word of the Day
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing maβ€”
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021
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Shooting semen in the butt hole of another. Like making a deposit at a bank.
I gave the girl I met last night a deposit.
by xylience July 01, 2010
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Sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to fuck. However, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. If this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they've matured.
Hi Andy, check her out over there.

Woah! She's a bit on the young side.

True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.
by Goatlord2010 March 19, 2010
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Permission to have a move-in party by your landlord

Like a Miami Heat championship, you will never see it again.
Bro: Dude, when you gonna break in the new place?
You: I Just settled up, what you thinkin'?
Bro: Man, three words, keg, KY, and hot bitches.
YOU: That's like five man
Bro: And a slip n' slide
You: Deposit kickin' in already
by Nate Piller January 28, 2008
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Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!
I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.
by QuacksO October 02, 2020
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Name used for every smurf who isn't and is the real Deposits
Yo, that guy IShagLittleBoys is Deposits
by Caribbean DCUO March 12, 2021
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