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Desky
I was so busy today I had to do a Desky
Alan had a Desky today because I said I’d fire him if he didn’t get his work done
Alan had a Desky today because I said I’d fire him if he didn’t get his work done
Desky by Patrick John May 13, 2025
desk warming
a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.
Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.
Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.
With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!
desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011
disco deaky
Also known as, John Deacon. He was the bassist for the band, Queen.
He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.
Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.
He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.
Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.
Random Dude Who Listens to Rap: "Who the heck is that dood over there, dancing like a hobo?"
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."
disco deaky by ooooooooooooooooooooooooof foo December 31, 2018
desk granola
All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.
desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014
Deskraiser
An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.
When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.
Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.