decoration

something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of "woo-woo"

It's just decoration baby!

decoration by Jolly.Joker February 28, 2009

Decoration Dad 

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

Decoration Dad by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

decoration delirium 

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

decoration delirium by what the .... November 25, 2011

Decoration Friend 

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.

Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.

Decoration Friend by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea

When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.

Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009

Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

Side Decoration by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Noose Decoration 

A struggling African American person or an African American corpse.

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.

Noose Decoration by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010