DESKIRATIONS
DESKIRATIONS by Amber Stiles March 13, 2009
Words you can keep
Desperationship
A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.
Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
Desperationship by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011
deskorations
deskorations by Amber H. Stiles March 14, 2009
deskcorations
My collection of deskcorations is growing
deskcorations by iambeggers September 17, 2012
others have destinations
others have destinations by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Deskerations
Deskerations by Scummbagg September 29, 2011
Lunchtime destinations
examples:
The white television = Whitley Bay
The green radio = sainsburys
Vender Mish = Vending machines
Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers
Du Le Cantina = The cantine
Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips
The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters
The white television = Whitley Bay
The green radio = sainsburys
Vender Mish = Vending machines
Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers
Du Le Cantina = The cantine
Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips
The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters
Lunchtime destinations by Alastair December 10, 2004
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