desirium

my cheeks are slapping his plumbing
I keep changing my angle
to feel him differently
I cannot let him out
He completes the riddle.

"desirium
desirium
desi-hee-rium"

by Krkič July 30, 2019

shit delirium

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.

George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.

by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010

academic delirium

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.

Frederica: What time are you going home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another 86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?

by gigglemonsterinthehouse August 17, 2011

Fat man delirium

The ecstatic, overjoyed state that an obese person enters when filling their face with food. The more calorific, the greater the height of delirium; for example a creamy chocolate pudding can induce extreme hysterical behaviour with a complete loss of their surroundings, hell-bent on ingesting as much food as possible.

"Shit, what's up with Fat Rich? He's bouncing off the walls with fudge cake all over his face!!"

"It's fat man delirium! Who the hell let him get at the cake?!"

by SiBrad July 10, 2011

Delirium Tremens

Alcohol withdrawl symptoms, usually apparent in people who suffer alcoholism who suddenly stop drinking. (Don't confuse with a hangover).

John suffers from delirium tremens.

by Brendan B. May 19, 2006

Delirium

1. Temporary mental disturbance: A state marked by extreme restlessness, confusion, and sometimes hallucinations, caused by fever, poisoning, or brain injury.

2. Great excitement: A state of extreme excitement or emotion.

Delirium of joy.

(It's pretty much the same as dilirious.)

by Jafje April 10, 2007

Delirium Tremens

A great Belgian Strong Pale Ale brewed by Brouwerij Huyghe in Melle, Belgium.

Hey joe, pour that Delirium Tremens into my chalice.

by noclue July 30, 2004