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Disheveled 

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.
Disheveled by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008

deshoveled 

keeping an unkempt apperance
While running endless errands, the young researcher looked deshoveled.
He was constrantly out of breath with messy hair and outdated turtlenecks; keeping an unkempt apperance.
deshoveled by T. Polkinghorne December 15, 2008

Meticulously Disheveled 

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.
I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.
Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

disheveled 

adj. Generic term describing a confused individual; in a confused mental state; temporarily incapable of functioning normally within society due to confusion; temporarily incapable of basic hygiene due to confusion.
"He was in a severely disheveled state after the effects of the cake wore off."
disheveled by chenkeng September 18, 2008

Disheveled disadvantage 

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege
“My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”
Disheveled disadvantage by S/a/M February 12, 2023

deshoveled 

to take away or lose ones shovel
When Nick was working in the yard his dad asked for his tool making him deshoveled
deshoveled by woodland December 11, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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