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deshanti

A really beautiful girl whose very funny, talented and has a great sense of humor she is always their for anyone who needs and is truly a sweet girl that has a bit of a booty
OMG look at her she must be a Deshanti
by Rocky Mcfaller August 8, 2016
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Deshanti

A savage as bitch, who will put herself before others , she doesn't give a fuck what people say about her, she is sexy af, and has that body shape that will make you fall in love with her, she knows what she wants and she always get it, she has a bad attitude but that is what they love most about her
I will do anything to be a deshanti
by Hsbjxndb March 14, 2017
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DeSantis

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
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DESANTIS

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
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DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
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Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.
Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.
by DMJohnson May 21, 2023
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Ron Desantis

Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.
“Ron Desantis should be president
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”
by JX200 May 17, 2022
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