derpicide Share definition Flag To willingly and ignorantly die of something stupid and mostly preventable by science. Did you hear Joe put banana peels on that funny looking mole instead of getting it removed? He died of derpicide by cancer 8 months later. derpicide by channelmanic March 31, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the derpicide mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch