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demicide 

N. Describes events in which someone injured him- or herself notably while doing something rather stupid. Used like "suicide," but for events which were not lethal (perhaps by a stroke of luck). Generally also only used when the injury was sustained as a consequence of an intentional act, rather than sheer accident following a somewhat amusing streak of bad luck.
Mike committed demicide by attempting to stand up on his bike pedals as he went over the speed bump. He was fortunate to have survived the event, but his friends later wondered if he had a death wish, or was merely being an idiot.
demicide by TerraForce October 22, 2006
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1) The act of killing a God, or deity as the name states. A mixture of deity (god) and homicide (the killing of man (and woman)).

2) The most brutal band alive, Glen Benton is a fucking satanic GENIUS!!!
1) If you were to kill a God, you would have commited Deicide.

2) Listen to "Scars of the Crucifix" and you will find out!
Deicide by Metal Insanity December 14, 2008
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Democide 

Noun: The total deaths a government causes that include circumstances that are not usually included in genocide.

Term first clearly defined in www.hawaii.edu/powerkills website by the author R.J. Rummel who for decades has done much research on the subject of various government's effects on the health of it's people from all time periods as best can be determined.
Cambodia managed to kill approximately one third of it's population in just a few years via it's democide.
Democide by LowOiL October 18, 2009
1-The act of killing a Deity ("God")

2-A moderately good Death Metal band, fronted by sir Benton of Glenn
1-Alan Swieszewski:"I wish someone would be a deicide"

You idiot!
I believe you had meant to say:
I wish someone would commit the act of Deicide against **insert "Gods" name here**.

2-Deicide fucking ruled when they played with Sabbat and Akercocke in Nottingham!
Deicide by Valoch.D.M November 4, 2004
1.To Kill A Deity.
2.The Fucking Most Evil Band Ever (Sorry manson kids, manson is a fucking fag)
1.By Killing Christ, the romans comitted Deicide

2.I went to the Deicide concert in Corona CA
Deicide by George M. (858) June 23, 2003
One of the most fucking badass classic death metal bands ever, their first 3 albums are fucking masterpieces. Something even Christians/Bible bashers deserve to hear at least once.
Yeah, I'm christian and I listen to Deicide, got a problem with that?
deicide by deicidefan666 July 30, 2011
While listening to Deicide's song, Fuck Your God, I couldn't help but orgasm with excitement.
deicide by uh-maze-ing March 22, 2010
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