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The Deaner
The Deaner by will bitten January 25, 2017
Mike Dehner
Mike Dehner by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022
Dehner
Dehner is a name for a skidmark in your underwear. Also a hersheykiss pinched between your buttcheeks or asshair.
We mooned those girls and Mike had a Dehner stuck to his cheeks.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
Dehner by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
Dehner Dick
A term used for tranny loving college kids that have a below average penis.The sad fact of having a well below average penis size is common in the Ross Ohio community. When you can't please your sexual partner due too being so small in your trousers.
Kristy does Mike have Dehner Dick?
Yes...And so does Sean.
Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
Yes...And so does Sean.
Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
Dehner Dick by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020
Spank the Deener
Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015
dorner
1. antihero — n , pl -roes
a central character in a novel, play, etc, who lacks the traditional heroic virtues
2. a person marked by deep resentment with intent to carry a message
3. something or someone that has disappeared, that may routinely or unexpectedly resurface
a central character in a novel, play, etc, who lacks the traditional heroic virtues
2. a person marked by deep resentment with intent to carry a message
3. something or someone that has disappeared, that may routinely or unexpectedly resurface
dorner by not a gman February 13, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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