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Darby's Law 

The social law that if you hear a reference to an arcane or forgotten word, idea, or person, you will encounter that word, idea, or person again in the near future.
"Yesterday, I learned the word 'soporific,' and then it was used on the Daily Show tonight! It's Darby's Law!"

"Oh my god. There was a major Darby's Law today. I hadn't heard about Bill Nye the Science Guy in years until we talked about him in English class. Then he was in my science textbook the next period."
Darby's Law by SamDub January 9, 2006
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Derby Street 

Derby Street is a strip mall in Hingham, MA. It has over priced stores and really annoying people. It just like the mall expect, it is outside and 100% more annoying. Instead of mall rats you have stupid rich teeny bopper hoes who rock their north face jackets and Ugg boots with their seven jeans. Derby Street is gay plain and simple. It is full of well to do mothers who pretend like they are Marc Jacob models while shopping in Ann Taylor Loft with their screaming infants, next stop Baby Gap! During the Christmas season Derby Street blasts Christmas music and has people dress as santa and harass people. Even when it is not the holidays Derby Street blasts classic music through out the whole strip mall. On one side of Derby Street you have expensive stores and on the other half you have shitty ass Kolhs. If you like rich MILFS, Range Rovers, and classical music this place is for you. Make sure you stop at REI get yourself a north face fleece then go to the Shoe Market and grab some Uggs then you can truly call yourself cool! Just go the South Shore Plaza it has a Forever 21 and people don’t think they are the shit because they are shopping outside in Hingham.
Rich Kid: Mom lets go to Derby Street I need a new ipod and overpiced jeans!
MILF: OK! Let me dress like I am 21 and be a whore at Crate & Barrel!!!!!!
Derby Street by Hells January 15, 2008

derby snow 

A derby snow is someone who is a dirty cock sucking son of a bitch who goes to bed at the same time as your nan. A derby Snow often has a little fuckin mummies bitchboy to lick his balls clean. Also their is a high chance you are the son of pikey and a rich snobish cornish scottish arselicking facefuck.
Your so gay, your so Derby Snow do you use 'tiscarli'.
derby snow by Sam Moore April 17, 2007

Derby Slayer 

Kids usually named Josh, Ralph, and B. They have time machines that they use to study Derbys behavior and find ways to kill them. They all copublished the book of derby and enjoy beating on the master derby michaelo.
1. kid A: Oh shit dude its a derby!
kid B: CALL THE DERBY SLAYERS FUCK!
Derby Slayer by Josh Genocide March 12, 2008

Darby's Law 

An internet law similar to Godwin's Law, which originated in a myspace political group when people couldn't stop derailing threads. It postulates: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of weight or body image being discussed approaches one."
I was just trying to make a point about the difficulties women would face in the military, and all of a sudden someone starts bitching about how larger women aren't accepted in society. Darby's Law strikes again.
Darby's Law by TokenLiberal December 10, 2008

derby schools

Der•by; A school with high education and intelligence but is also a school full of fakes

Example: My friend is such a derby school
derby schools by CeCeilia November 9, 2013

Roller Derby Scowl 

When a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl poses for a picture with a fan and reaches behind them to put a finger in their ass!
Tim's Roller Derby Scowl showed how visibly upset he was when he asked a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl to pose for a picture with him and she proceeded to put her hand down the back of his pants and fingered his asshole!