deposit box
deposit box by sharpcarp18 July 7, 2015
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safety deposit box
The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."
Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
safety deposit box by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012
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Nevada Deposit Box
its like regular vaginal or anal intercourse but replace the penis with the balls. these become like anal beads or cute little dildo nuts. the friction is a little harder to produce, but the intense feeling of bonding that is synonymous with nevada depositioning more than makes up for the lack of normalcy. anyway, you're from nevada, you're not looking for missionary position are you? you want the fresh. the epic nutsertion of delight.
A player handles a lot of money in life. He know the value of a real investment.
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A nad properly alloacated accrues real interest. love interest that is.
two lumps of coal can become diamonds with this technique.
A player handles a lot of money in life. He know the value of a real investment.
;)
A nad properly alloacated accrues real interest. love interest that is.
two lumps of coal can become diamonds with this technique.
yo yo yo, i pulled a Nevada Deposit Box with my girl and left my jeweles in there for safe keeping. also, the value increases over time.
Nevada Deposit Box by cetera December 19, 2008
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safe deposit box by d-town slacker July 6, 2009
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Safe deposit box
The person who you trust with your life, who you tell all your secrets and is not you're boyfriend. A safe deposit box will keep all your secrets saf and is a very honest person
Safe deposit box by cheetahguy44 January 30, 2012
Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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