A real ass nigga that is very athletic and could have a lot of bitches but chooses not to because he's looking for the right one. He wants to be the best at every thing and is a real cool dude to be around.
A 13 year old virgin(faggot by definition). Has girlfriend with deformed ass and a mom who presses innocent niggas for no reason. Has small penis and only 1 solo win. Has xxxxxxl forehead. Did i mention he has a small penis(lolz in chat)
That kids a real Nate Donovan> he probably uses "lil pecker condoms", for his ugly ass nigga ass head ass lookin retard ass fuckin 7 head lookin ass nigga
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.