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DeLonker 

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.
Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.
DeLonker by Protip911 September 16, 2016
deadonkey rocksssss

Dinkdonker 

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.
“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”
Dinkdonker by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020
another name for a doob tube
takes the fuckin dank out, eh!
dedanker by anonymous November 12, 2004

Denbonered

To have your stuff covered in dicks of any form excessively or without cause
You have been denbonered, your car is covered in dicks
Denbonered by Twincredible November 20, 2018

dedonkeydickify

Removal of unnecessary rear-end accoutrements from gorgeous Ducati V4 that resembles a rather large, black Donkey Dick.
My Homie, Unkle Poon, iz gunna Dedonkeydickify Venis this evening
dedonkeydickify by POTI-Furiosa April 2, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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