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DeLonker 

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.
Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.
DeLonker by Protip911 September 16, 2016
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Dinkdonker 

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.
“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”
Dinkdonker by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020
takes the fuckin dank out, eh!
dedanker by anonymous November 12, 2004

Denbonered

To have your stuff covered in dicks of any form excessively or without cause
You have been denbonered, your car is covered in dicks
Denbonered by Twincredible November 20, 2018

dedonkeydickify

Removal of unnecessary rear-end accoutrements from gorgeous Ducati V4 that resembles a rather large, black Donkey Dick.
My Homie, Unkle Poon, iz gunna Dedonkeydickify Venis this evening