deletee 

three minutes and twenty eight seconds of a heavenly embrace from all sides by a swedish unicorn and his thai buddy

"Dude, what's been going on with you lately? You haven't been picking up your phone, and whenever I see you in public you just have your headphones in with your eyes closing like you're praying or something. What's happened to you?"
"Deletee."

deletee by mallwhore January 12, 2022

oopsie delete 

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!

I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!

oopsie delete by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Dash Delete 

This is where, you meet a person of off a chatroom/website, with intent to get with them or further, but instead you turn up to find that they are hideously ugly, there fore you dash home and delete them off of said chatroom/website thus solving your problem.

Bill met up with Sarah who he found on myspace, only to turn up to find sarah was dirt blud so he dash deleted her enit.

Dash Delete by GG-BIGBOI January 4, 2008

Delete it fat 

When you tell someone to delete something you don't like and to do it in a fast manner.

Demi Lovato dm'ed a fan to delete a post. She told them to "delete it fat before I fuck you up".

Delete it fat by Brooklyngp January 4, 2015

Delete You 

Completely erasing someone from your life after they have either broke your heart, hurt you, betrayed you, annoyed you, and/or lost you as friend. Burning pictures, deleting numbers,facebook,buddy list, emails, tearing up letters.

Usually accompanied by intense heartache or crying

Anthony- Rachel it is over I have moved on

Rachel {Walks away crying}

Rachel(At Home)- I HATE YOU ANTHONY WHY DID I EVER LOVE YOU YOU ARE OUT OF MY LIFE!! I AM OFFICIALLY DELETING YOU. DELETE YOU!!

Delete You by imgointhrushitD.L.A.S. October 14, 2009

wii deleted you 

a creepypasta or something about the wii console

Person1: ayo you ever wathed the wii deleted you animatic series?
Person2: what tf is that

wii deleted you by ThatNoobWithAhatakabarin June 8, 2021

DNA DELETE 

Erasing all electronic evidence of a person or a relationship, to include contact information, emails, texts, phone call records, etc...

I broke up with Karen. I had to do a "DNA delete" on her ass. Bitch no longer exists!

My wife goes through my phone. I had to "DNA delete" my e-lationship with my on-line honey, Three-Cox-In-Me.

DNA DELETE by orientxp July 13, 2011