Definicate

The act of throwing one’s poop out a window

I’m going to DEFINICATE out this window.

Definicate by Tonster Bonester December 26, 2025

Definite Maybe 

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

Definite Maybe by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

definately 

Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.

definately by monsieurjohn June 24, 2003

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

Definate by Anonymous August 6, 2003

definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.

Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?

definitely maybe by FuZ February 3, 2005

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait 

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke

guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait by capythany April 28, 2023

definitely

The correct way to spell the oft misused DEFINATELY.
Note that "finite" appear in the word, stresing the "limits" that the definition below implies.

having distinct or certain limits
free of all ambiguity, uncertainty, or obscurity <demanded a definite answer> b : UNQUESTIONABLE, DECIDED <the quarterback was a definite hero today>

def·i·nite·ly adverb

People should definitely pay more attention to proper spelling and grammar.

definitely by starx March 8, 2005