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Definice 

Slovo 'definice' má v nynější době více významů, jedním z nich je rychlý a prostý popis člověka. Myslí se tím kluk - teenager dnešní doby, který následuje nejmodernější fashion trendy. Definici si můžeme nejjednodušeji představit jako tzv. TikTok boye - má rozházené kudrnaté či rovné vlasy směřující dopředu na čelo, nosí stříbrné prstýnky (ve většině případech 2 na každé ruce), má naušnici či naušnice, řetízky či náhrdelníky - nejčastěji bílé korálky, nosí světoznámé značky oblečení.

V jeho outfitu nesmí chybět boty typu Nike Air Force 1 bílé, hranaté černé sluneční brýle, Trapstar kabelka přes rameno či New Era snapback.

Mezi definici definice patří v mnoha případech i rozrostlé TikTok či Instagramové účty, kam postují různé tanečky s přáteli, fit-checky, drahé oblečení, vyobrazení velkého množství peněz (většinou foceno v 0.5 lens) či citáty, ke kterým má mnoho teenagerů blízko, např. "Přísahám, že bych uškrtil toho, kdo vymyslel papírový brčko do Caprisun."

Definice rádi poslouchají americký rap, UK drill a český rap. Nedělá jim problém dát část písničky na svoje Instagramové stories či do popisku pod nový příspěvek.

Označení 'definice' není urážka, právě naopak poukazuje, jak dobrý ma daná osoba styl a dokáže vypadat dobře. Tyto definice mají velký úspěch mezi ženami.

Na závěr bych rád zmínil, že definicí se může stát prakticky kdokoliv, pokud bude rozumět módě, moderním sestříhům a bude o sebe dbát tzn. skincare, sebezlepšování atp.
*Přijedou maloměšťané/vesničané do Prahy*
"Ty vo*e, borci, koukejte se na ty definice!"

*Koukáš se na Tiktok a pošleš kamarádovi video s textem*
"Ty pí*o, to je definice xd"

*Potkáš náhodného teenagera a v hlavě si říkáš*
"Ty vo*e, větší definici jsem v životě snad neviděl.*
Definice by revolutionczech July 10, 2023
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Definite Maybe 

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
Definite Maybe by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.
Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?
definitely maybe by FuZ February 3, 2005

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait 

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke
guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

definitely

The correct way to spell the oft misused DEFINATELY.
Note that "finite" appear in the word, stresing the "limits" that the definition below implies.

having distinct or certain limits
free of all ambiguity, uncertainty, or obscurity <demanded a definite answer> b : UNQUESTIONABLE, DECIDED <the quarterback was a definite hero today>

def·i·nite·ly adverb
People should definitely pay more attention to proper spelling and grammar.
definitely by starx March 8, 2005

definitely probably 

Adjective. Used to describe something you believe to be absolute fact but then reneg on your convictions half way through the phrase to cover your own ass.
That is definitely probably Parker Posey over there.
definitely probably by nfes July 18, 2007

definitely

The hardest fucking word to spell in the English language.
Holy shit I can't believe Nick spelled "definitely" with two Z's and a U, what an idiot!
definitely by Metal Frosty January 17, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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