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Rating used to describe how bad you have to shit. Best used during long trips:
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
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Get the Defacon mug.The act of painstakingly clicking each of your dried up Farmville plots after mere hours of harmless neglect. Annoying.
Note: Often times a change in disposition is accompanied with defallownation. Most commonly, Farmville players are left grumpy, disgruntled, frustrated, unhappy, etc.
Note: Often times a change in disposition is accompanied with defallownation. Most commonly, Farmville players are left grumpy, disgruntled, frustrated, unhappy, etc.
I have to click every single individual plot of land.
Again.
And watch my farmguy run around.
Again.
And to defallownate my land, it costs me money. What the hell? It’s like Farmville wants to make you feel AS crappy as possible for actually having a life.
Again.
And watch my farmguy run around.
Again.
And to defallownate my land, it costs me money. What the hell? It’s like Farmville wants to make you feel AS crappy as possible for actually having a life.
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