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fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong
That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.
defalco by fat bastard March 31, 2005
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John DeFalco 

the defalconator. the bad ass of the bad asses. chuck norris's confedont. the beast of the east.
chuck norris cleveland steamer John DeFalco
John DeFalco by tim redding June 16, 2010

Decalcomania 

A real masterpiece written and sung by the legend JUNGKOOK (Jeon Jungkook or 정국, whatever you want lol), you must all listen to it! rn! it's incomplete, we're hoping that JK include it in his mixtape JJK1
Decalcomania, you could search the link in google, if you wanna listen to it.
Decalcomania by Sarra luvs JK April 28, 2021

Kevin DiFalco 

The act of flying an airplane with a large butt plug inserted in your anus.
The sexually confused degenerate pilot would love to fly Kevin DiFalco style.
Kevin DiFalco by Zoltar Donghung December 18, 2022

decalcomanie

I feel good~ decalcomanie
decalcomanie by KPOP_FAN June 8, 2018
Rating used to describe how bad you have to shit. Best used during long trips:

Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.

Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.

Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.

Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour

Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.

Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE

Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
or
Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
Defacon by zibbazabba905 May 5, 2011

defallownate 

The act of painstakingly clicking each of your dried up Farmville plots after mere hours of harmless neglect. Annoying.

Note: Often times a change in disposition is accompanied with defallownation. Most commonly, Farmville players are left grumpy, disgruntled, frustrated, unhappy, etc.
I have to click every single individual plot of land.
Again.
And watch my farmguy run around.
Again.
And to defallownate my land, it costs me money. What the hell? It’s like Farmville wants to make you feel AS crappy as possible for actually having a life.
defallownate by Brosalie October 21, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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