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- when you eat and then die
- death by food poisoning
I can’t believe you just deeted on my brothers quinceanera ?????
deete by shakshooka February 24, 2022
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Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
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Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.
Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener
Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015
Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.
Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'
Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.
P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker
Deeker by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

Deeeyyyymm 

Mehdi's famous expression while having a video call with KM
KM: (shows cleavage)
Mehdi: Deeeyyyymmm! Wear some clothes babe!
Deeeyyyymm by awitsayo April 14, 2022

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.
After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.
Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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