Deese 

A shorter, hipper, and easier way of saying the word "decent". Usually has positive connotations.

Your mom's ass is pretty deese for someone her age.

Deese by D.H. Jay October 14, 2008

Deese 

Something that is tasty und nice

Take a look at deese. Deese is what you want, nay deese is what you need

Deese by CraigDav June 1, 2020

deese 

rogue who saps lvl 60 and mines thier mithral..

Corrd - shit dude, i was in that cave in southshore mining mithral and i got deese'd last night

deese by Jim February 16, 2005

Deese 

a sarcastic word

p1.I banged ur mom last night
p2. yea deese

Deese by zeug November 17, 2003

deese plus 

Better than decent with regards to the overall appearance of a female.

That Milf is deese plus; I'd hit that!

deese plus by ABQKel October 31, 2011

deese nutts 

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

deese nutts by Mike January 25, 2005

Evan deese 

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.

Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence

Evan deese by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021