Deeser

Just not it, don’t be a Deeser

that’s such a Deeser move, c’mon man

Deeser by Tdauwg November 19, 2021

Dessert shame 

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Deeker 

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

Deeker by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020