saps

Some guy who thinks his shit don't stink.

Since Bob got his new dubs, he thinks he's a fucking saps.

by heyy\'all August 02, 2003

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

saps

SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.

"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."

by D.B. Cameron October 06, 2003

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex by acting foolish at the last minute.

"I had her in bed, but then I told her that I just wanted a physical relationship and she bolted!" "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

saps

to be a one armed bandit

also

to not be funny

Man, that kid is such a saps.

by saps July 14, 2003

saps

my blankie doesn't smell icky

Saps saps saps

by Quad March 30, 2003

sap sap

a fat funny guy that dances like a retard, does nothing at parties, has a tiny head, choad, and a pimple on his face that never dissapears, hes a retartd but hes also cool, he also thinks hes so cool by insulting someone by saying errrr.

wtf nico whyd you sit on stefano now his backs broken. random kid says:get away from me you sap sap.
sap sap says: errrrrrrrrr

by lotios February 13, 2009